No, Cody, that’s just unacceptable. That’s three weeks with absolutely no new exciting content! But what to do? Oh, whatever to do to rectify this grievance?
I can rant! Hmm, let’s see, what’s pissing me off right now…
The Ground Zero Mosque!!! Well, I mean, it itself is not pissing me off, the controversy is. But I don’t really like getting all political. Besides, Keith Olbermann already covered the issue much more eloquently than I ever could.
So if not that, then what? Could I criticize some movie? Could I heap praise upon a movie? Could I make my own movie???
No. I mean, I suppose I could, but I don’t like making comments on things I’ve seen once (or never, for that matter), and the only movies I’ve seen recently are The Lion King, Spaceballs, and 8 1/2, two of which I feel no need to comment on at the moment, and while watching the other I was too distracted by the fact that the dialogue did not sync up to the actors’ mouthing of the lines, only to find out later that this was in fact not my computer being its normal bellyaching self (Bellyaching? Really?) but rather the practice of recording the dialogue in post-production, which was apparently quite common for Italian films of the era, especially those directed by Fellini. Clearly, I am referring to Spaceballs here.
Yeah, this is some good stuff. We’ve got some pretty sweet stream-of-consciousness going on here. What next? How about a picture? Yes!
Hmm, music? Yeah, I recently came into possession of quite a few splendid albums, among them the above-mentioned’s Blonde on Blonde, The Mars Volta’s Frances the Mute, Ida Maria’s Fortress ’round My Heart and Mumford & Sons splendid Sigh No More. Currently, in order of preference they are rated, in my mind thusly:
- Blonde on Blonde
- Sigh No More
- Fortress ’round My Heart
- Frances The Mute
Although they are all fairly great for what it’s worth. Plus I slipped in a numbered list there, and numbered lists always grab my attention, so maybe as a result of including a numbered list I will attract NEW READERS and some of them will be ELIGIBLE ATTRACTIVE WOMEN some of whom wouldn’t mind dating a DEEPLY FLAWED BUT SELF-AWARE ABOUT IT SEMI-ATTRACTIVE OVERLY-CRITICAL D&D-OBSESSED UNPOPULAR BLOGGER.
Why don’t we embed a video now? (Do you like that I included you, the reader, in my plans? Respond in the comments!)
There’s some Mumford & Sons! They’re British, and quite awesome. And they have a dedicated banjo player. And no dedicated drummer. And they are awesome, but I believe I already made mention of that fact.
IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT AND I COULD BE AT A JERSEY SHORE PARTY BUT INSTEAD I AM WRITING SOMETHING THAT NOBODY WILL READ ON THE INTERNET.
Sorry, lost my mind for a moment.
So how ’bout that D&D? Well, currently, both books that compose the B/X series are sitting on the floor to the left of me, along with modules B2 and X1. I really don’t know why. It’s not like I’m going to be running anything other that 3.X any time soon. Which is a shame, since I’ve been itching to run a game in which the PCs are colonists of a new world and go on spaghetti-westernesque adventure across the countryside, which I simply can’t fit into the established framework of searching for a lost city wherein they hope to find a large quantity of gold. (Yet…)
Also, ChicagoWiz has been posting some awesome concept fiction for a modern D&D game, which is just stimulating my imagination like a beast. But noooooo, we have to continue following the antics of george THE forge and Obtaria and the fluxtuatingly-named halfling and the currently-absent-thanks-to-the-demands-of-study-abroad Charlg as they plod along with their Unicow and Mysterious Eggs Which They Don’t Know What They Do Yet But I Do And I’m Looking Forward To Them Finding Out.
Meh, maybe I’ll be fine running 3.X for a while.